there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
i just read these all outloud on skype and we’re cryign
it fuckin better
im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
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Where is 12?
a rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math destruction
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
Being good to each other is so important, guys.
It’s a nice day for a picnic.